#(HWLD_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_1)	umgah000.ogg
Why H3110 hum4n 34r7h1in9! H4r! H4r! H4r!
Mu57 54y, y0ur 4pp34r4nc3 h3r3 c0m35 45 qui73 5urpri53 70 u5!
W3 n3v3r 3xp3c73d 70 533 4ny 0f y0u 3v3r 494in
4f73r 0ur Ur-Qu4n m4573r5 pu7 y0ur 5p3ci35 und3r 514v3 5hi31d!

#(HWLD_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_2)	umgah001.ogg
H3y 100k 3v3ry80dy! Hum4n 34r7h1in9 c4m3 84ck!
H4r! H4r! H4r! 54y, I w0nd3r w3'11 ki11 him 7hi5 7im3?
H4r! H4r! H4r!

#(HWLD_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_3)	umgah002.ogg
Y0u'r3 84ck? H4r! H4r! H4r! M0r3 fun! M0r3 fun!

#(HWLD_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_4)	umgah003.ogg
H0wdy hum4n 34r7h1in9! 84ck f0r m0r3 fun?

#(SPACE_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_1)	umgah004.ogg
W311 81047 my 8311y! I7'5 4 hum4n 34r7h1in9!
H4r! H4r! H4r! H4v3n'7 533n 4 hum4n 34r7h1in9 5inc3... 5inc3
why h3ck! N3V3R 533n 4 hum4n 34r7h1in9!
Wh47 c0incid3nc3!

#(SPACE_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_2)	umgah005.ogg
Hi 7h3r3 hum4n! H0w 01d f1uid 54ck5 70d4y?
Wh47?! Y0u d0n'7 H4V3 f1uid 54ck5?
H4r! H4r! H4r! Wh47 d0 y0u c411 y0ur m473 7h3n?!! H4r! H4r! H4r!...
y0u d0n'7 H4V3 4 m473?
7H47'5 3V3N FUNNI3R! H4r! H4r! H4r!

#(SPACE_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_3)	umgah006.ogg
Hi 7h3r3, hum4n 34r7h1in9! Wh47'ch4 h3r3 f0r 70d4y?
Wh47? C4n'7 qui73 h34r y0u? Y0u'11 h4v3 70 5p34k up!
H3y! Wh47 pr0813m h3r3?
Hum4n 34r7h1in9 m4kin9 fun 0f m3?
7HI5 50M3 KIND 0F 57UPID HUM4N 34R7H1IN9 7RICK? 83C4U53 IF I5
H4r! H4r! H4r!... f0013d y4, didn'7 I?

#(SPACE_PRE_ZOMBIE_HELLO_4)	umgah007.ogg
Y0! Hum4n 34r7h1in9! Wh47 up?!  H4r! H4r! H4r!

#(UNKNOWN_ZOMBIE_HELLO_1)	umgah008.ogg
H3110. HUM4N. 34R7H1IN9.
H4R.  H4R.  H4R.

#(UNKNOWN_ZOMBIE_HELLO_2)	umgah009.ogg
H4PPY. 9R337IN95. 4ND. W31C0M3. 34R7H1IN9. HUM4N.
H4R.  H4R.  H4R.

#(UNKNOWN_ZOMBIE_HELLO_3)	umgah010.ogg
WH47. 50. FUNNY. HUM4N. 34R7H1IN9. Y0UR. F4C3. FUNNY. 7HIN9.
H4R.  H4R.  H4R.

#(UNKNOWN_ZOMBIE_HELLO_4)	umgah011.ogg
W3. FUNNY. UM94H. 50. FUNNY.
H4R.  H4R.  H4R.

#(DESTROY_INTERFERER_1)	umgah012.ogg
7H3. HUM4N. IN73RF3R35. WI7H. P14N.
KI11. I7.

#(DESTROY_INTERFERER_2)	umgah013.ogg
570P. 7H3. HUM4N. D357R0Y. V35531.

#(DESTROY_INTERFERER_3)	umgah014.ogg
N0. D314Y5. IN. P14N. 7013R473D.
31IMIN473. HUM4N.

#(DESTROY_INTERFERER_4)	umgah015.ogg
D357R0Y. HUM4N. IMM3DI4731Y.

#(REVEALED_ZOMBIE_HELLO_1)	umgah016.ogg
HUM4N. KN0W5. 700. MUCH. I7. MU57. N07. 35C4P3.

#(REVEALED_ZOMBIE_HELLO_2)	umgah017.ogg
HUM4N. 34R7H1IN9. C3453. M07I0N. 4ND. D3-3N3R9IZ3. 5HIP. 50. W3. C4N. 9IV3. 9IF7.

#(REVEALED_ZOMBIE_HELLO_3)	umgah018.ogg
C3453. H057I1I7I35. W3. H4V3. CH4N93D. 0UR. MIND5. W3. 1IK3. Y0U. C0M3. C1053R.

#(REVEALED_ZOMBIE_HELLO_4)	umgah019.ogg
R35I574NC3. I5. U531355. HUM4N. 34R7H1IN9.

#(HOSTILE_HELLO_1)	umgah020.ogg
H3110 hum4n 34r7h1in9 54vi0r!
417h0u9h w3 4ppr3ci473 y0ur 3ff0r75 0n 0ur 83h41f
w3 r3411y h473 `373rn41 9r47i7ud3' 57uff, 50 w3'v3 d3cid3d 70 ki11 y0u n0w.
H4r! H4r! H4r! W3 pr377y cr4zy 81088i35, n0?!

#(HOSTILE_HELLO_2)	umgah021.ogg
W311 p0p my pup43! I7 hum4n 34r7h1in9 494in!
I7 ju57 d035n'7 134rn, d035 i7? 70 4rm5! 70 4rm5!... w4i7 4 minu73! D0n'7 H4V3 4ny 4rm5!
4I33!! MY 4RM5!! MY 4RM5!! WH0 H45 57013N MY 4RM5!!! 4I333!! 4RM 7HI3F!!!
H4r! H4r! H4r!... N3v3r H4D 4ny 4rm5! H4r! H4r! H4r!

#(HOSTILE_HELLO_3)	umgah022.ogg
100k, w3 411 d3cid3d 7h47 0ur 7r347in9 y0u 7hi5 w4y,
4774ckin9 y0u wi7h0u7 m3rcy 411 7im3,
w311, w3 d3cid3d 7h47 i7 ju57 p14in unf4ir.
R3411Y, 4f73r 411 7hin95 y0u'v3 d0n3 f0r 0ur p30p13!
50 w3 d3cid3d 70 m4k3 y0u 0ur h0n0r4ry KIN9! C0n9r47u147i0n5!
8r44nkk!!
Wh47 7h47 50und, 0ffic3r F1u880? I7 w45? Y0u 5ur3? Kin9-Ki11in9 H0rn?
H4r! H4r! H4r! Wh47 4 54d c0incid3nc3, 3h, C4p74in Kin9?

#(HOSTILE_HELLO_4)	umgah023.ogg
H0-h0! Hum4n 34r7h1in9 h45 r37urn3d 70 c14im i75 r3w4rd!
Wh47 r3w4rd y0u 45k? Why 7hi5 r3w4rd, 0f c0ur53!

#(REWARD_AT_HOMEWORLD_1)	umgah024.ogg
Hurr4y! Hurr4y! I7 hum4n 34r7h1in9! 0ur 54vi0r!!
0h hurry, hum4n 34r7h1in9, HURRY! Y0ur r3w4rd 4w4i75 47 0ur h0m3w0r1d!
In c453 y0u h4v3 f0r90773n, 7h47 47 8374 0ri0ni5!
Hurry, hum4n 34r7h1in9, HURRY!

#(REWARD_AT_HOMEWORLD_2)	umgah025.ogg
Hu57! Hu57! Y0u mu57 m4k3 h4573, hum4n 34r7h1in9!
500n3r y0u 90 70 0ur h0m3w0r1d 47 8374 0ri0ni5
500n3r y0u 5h411 r3c3iv3 y0ur r3w4rd!

#(POST_ZOMBIE_HWLD_HELLO)	umgah026.ogg
H4I1! H4I1! Hum4n 34r7h1in9! 9R347 H3R0 H45 R37URN3D!
0h, my 1ipid5 quiv3rin9 ju57 100kin9 47 him 0n m0ni70r!
Wh47 5mi13! Wh47 5p4rk1in9 3y35! Wh47 nic3 80ny 57ruc7ur3!
H3 0n3 wh0 h45 54v3d u5 fr0m m3n741 c0mpu15i0n 0f 3vi1 741kin9 P37!
H4I1! H4I1! H4I1!
0h 9r347 H3r0! W3 9r473fu1 5p3ci35! 5p34k 70 u5! H0w w3 r3w4rd y0u?!

#(owe_me_big_time)
Yup! 7h47'5 ri9h7! Y0u 9uy5 0w3 m3 8I9 7im3.

#(our_largesse)
93n713 81088i35, p13453 c41m y0ur531v35. W3 4c7 50131y fr0m 14r93553. R3w4rd5 4r3 unn3c3554ry.

#(GIVE_LIFEDATA)	umgah027.ogg
W3 mu57 r3w4rd y0ur d33d5 0f c0ur493!
Ki11in9 741kin9 P37 w45 4 f347 n0n3 0f 0ur 5p3ci35 c0u1d p3rf0rm!
Y0u 5up3ri0r! Y0u H3r0!
H4I1! H4I1! H4I1!
W3 MU57 r3w4rd y0u!... 8u7 wh47 d0 w3 h4v3 70 9iv3?
Pr070p145m?... n0, n0, n07 345i1y 4ppr3ci473d.
Vi90r0u5 3573r5?... n0, 700 c0mm0n.
H4V3 I7! H4V3 I7! 93N37IC M0DIFIC47I0N!! Y35! I7 P3RF3C7 9IF7!!
1i573n hum4n 34r7h1in9! W3 4dd 50m3 3x7r4 3y35! 4 f3w 73n74c135!
07h3r 0r94n5 0f wh473v3r 5iz3 4nd 5h4p3 y0u d35ir3!!
Wh47?! Y0u n07 w4n7 m0r3 0r94n5?... Y0u 5ur3?... H0w 57r4n93... h0w 54d.
7hi5 w45 8357 9if7. W3 Um94h h4v3 n07hin9 8u7 v457 5upp1y 0f 8i0109ic41 5ki115 4nd d474.
Huh? Wh47 y0u 54y?
Y0u w4n7 8i0109ic41 D474?! Ju57 p14in r4w 8i0109ic41 D474?
Wh47 y0u d0 wi7h i7?
0h, w311, y0u H3r0. Wh473v3r y0u w4n7, y0u 937.

#(THANKS)	umgah028.ogg
H4I1! H4I1! H4I1!
Y0u ri9h7! W3 d0 0w3 y0u! W3 MU57 r3w4rd y0u!... 8u7 wh47 d0 w3 h4v3 70 9iv3?
Pr070p145m?... n0, n0, n07 345i1y 4ppr3ci473d.
Vi90r0u5 3573r5?... n0, 700 c0mm0n.
H4V3 I7! H4V3 I7! 93N37IC M0DIFIC47I0N!! Y35! I7 P3RF3C7 9IF7!!
1i573n hum4n 34r7h1in9! W3 4dd 50m3 3x7r4 3y35! 4 f3w 73n74c135!
07h3r 0r94n5 0f wh473v3r 5iz3 4nd 5h4p3 y0u d35ir3!!
Wh47?! Y0u n07 w4n7 m0r3 0r94n5?... Y0u 5ur3?... H0w 57r4n93... h0w 54d.
7hi5 w45 8357 9if7. W3 Um94h h4v3 n07hin9 8u7 v457 5upp1y 0f 8i0109ic41 5ki115 4nd d474.
Huh? Wh47 y0u 54y?
Y0u w4n7 8i0109ic41 D474?! Ju57 p14in r4w 8i0109ic41 D474?
Wh47 y0u d0 wi7h i7?
0h, w311, y0u H3r0. Wh473v3r y0u w4n7, y0u 937.

#(what_do_with_tpet)
50 h0w did 7h47 741kin9 P37 937 c0n7r01 0f y0ur 5p3ci35?

#(TRICK_URQUAN)	umgah029.ogg
4h, w311 4ri10u 14133'14y, wh0 kind 0f 0ur n3i9h80r5, 94v3 u5 741kin9 P37
h0pin9 w3 c0u1d h341 i7 m0r3 53v3r3 injuri35, which w3 did.
Whi13 w3 w0rkin9 0n i7, w3 d0 r0u7in3 8r4in 57ruc7ur3 5c4n
4nd di5c0v3r3d 7h47 cr347ur3 h4v3 3x7r3m31y 50phi57ic473d 537 0f n3ur41 p47hw4y5
3v3n m0r3 c0mp13x 7h4n 0wn!
Fur7h3r 4n41y5i5 5h0w3d 7h47 wi7h min0r 93n37ic m4nipu147i0n5
741kin9 P37 in7311i93nc3 9r3471y 3xp4nd3d, p3rh4p5 3v3n 70 53n7i3nc3!
1i7713 did kn0w wh47 m0n573r w3 cr347in9.
0n1y f3w h0ur5 4f73r inj3c73d n4n075 wi7h m0dific47i0n pr09r4m, cr347ur3 w4k35 up.
41m057 imm3di4731y, 700k c0n7r01 0f H05pi741... 7h3n ci7y... 7h3n wh013 p14n37.
W3 7ry 70 r35i57, 8u7 cr347ur3, 3v3n in dru993d, w34k3n3d 57473, 700 57r0n9.
Fr0m 7h47 d4y 0n, w3 ju57 mind1355 514v35 wh0 1iv3 0n1y 53rv3 741kin9 P37, 4nd `8i9 P14n'.
Wh47 `8i9 P14n'?
W3 n3v3r qui73 5ur3 480u7 d374i15 0f `8i9 P14n', 3xc3p7 i7 inv01v3d 9377in9 r3v3n93
4nd m34n 1075 0f r3v3n93...
494in57 Ur-Qu4n m4573r5.

#(any_jokes)
Why 7h3 Ur-Qu4n? Wh47 did i7 h4v3 494in57 7h3m?

#(SURE)	umgah030.ogg
W3 d0n'7 kn0w, 8u7 wh473v3r i7 w45, mu57 833n pr377y 84d
83c4u53 741kin9 P37 m4d... R341 m4d! H0w m4d, y0u 45k?
810win9 up p14n375 4nd 347in9 juv3ni135 m4d! 7h47 h0w m4d.
W3 907 impr355i0n Ur-Qu4n did 50m37hin9 4wfu1 70 741kin9 P37 0r m4y83 3v3n wh013 5p3ci35.
Wh473v3r i7 w45, i7 w0r53 7h4n 514v3ry
m4y83 3v3n w0r53 7h4n d347h.

#(what_before_tpet)
50 wh47 5h0u1d I d0 wi7h 7h3 741kin9 P37?

#(TRKD_SPATHI_AND_ILWRATH)	umgah031.ogg
Y0u m34n, C0RP53 0f 741kin9 P37, d0n'7 y0u C4p74in?!
DID ki11 i7, didn'7 y0u?!

#(where_caster)
3r... y34h! 7h47'5 ri9h7. R341 d34d. 50 wh47 5h0u1d I d0 wi7h i75 c0rp53?

#(SPATHI_TOOK_THEM)	umgah032.ogg
Hmmm... 45 93n3r41 ru13, c0rp535 4r3n'7 700 much fun.
Wh3n w3 w3r3 fir57 574r7in9 70 m355 wi7h i75 8r4in
0ur in73n7i0n 70 937 i7 5m4r7 3n0u9h 70 4cc3p7 0rd3r5 fr0m u5
4nd 7h3n r3p347 7h3m 45 7h0u9h 7h3y 139i7im473 Ur-Qu4n c0mm4nd5.
H4r! H4r! H4r! H4r! W3 90in9 70 p14y 1i7713 j0k3 7hi5 w4y!
W3 90in9 70 u53 741kin9 P37 70 0rd3r 5p47hi 70 4774ck VUX!
H4r! H4r H4r! 7h47 833n 9r347! Z4P! Z4P! K4800M!!! H4r! H4r! H4r!...
...3v3n 83773r 7h4n 01d D094r 4nd K4z0n r0u7in3 w3 pu11 0n I1wr47h f3w y34r5 84ck
83f0r3 7h053 5p0i1-5p0r7 5p47hi 57013 5up3r c001 Hyp3rW4v3 `C4573r.

#(so_what_for_now)
50, 5inc3 I'm y0ur 9r347 H3r0 9uy, 7311 m3 411 y0ur 53cr375.

#(DO_THIS_NOW)	umgah033.ogg
53cr375, huh? Y0u w4n7 53cr375? 0UR 53CR375!? Y0U M4D3 F4741 MI574K3, HUM4N!!
... H4r! H4r! H4r! 900d j0k3, 3h? 5c4r3d y0u!
5ur3! W3'11 7311 0ur 53cr375. N0w 137 m3 533... wh47 4R3 53cr375?
0h, y35!... r3m3m83r! I7 480u7 Myc0n5!
Y0u 533, Myc0n5 0n1y 07h3r r4c3 w3 kn0w 0f
7h47 h4v3 54m3 kind 0f 8i073chinc41 5ki115 45 Um94h.
8u7 4m4zin9 7hin9, 7h3y d0 411 wi7h 7h3ir 0wn 80di35, d0n'7 n33d 70015.
7h3y ju57 7HINK 93n37ic m0dific47i0n, 4nd i7 h4pp3n!
W3 f0und 7h47 pr377y h4rd und3r574nd, 50 wh3n n080dy 100kin9, w3 c10nk 0n3 0n h34d
8rin9 i7 84ck h3r3 70 h0m3w0r1d 4nd 51ic3 i7 up f0r d374i13d 57udy.
7h053 9uy5 n07 pr0duc7 0f 4NY n47ur41 3v01u7i0n4ry pr0c355
7h3y c0n57ruc75!... 50m3 kind 0f mu17i-purp053 8i0109ic41 7001.
W3 d0n'7 kn0w wh0 m4d3 7h3m 0r f0r wh47 purp053
8u7 7h3y W4Y 83y0nd 4ny7hin9 w3 3v3r h34rd 0f.
W3 n07 fi9ur3 0u7 much m0r3 83f0r3 7i55u3 54mp135 411 9r055
50 9u355 7h47 pr377y much 411 0f 8i9 53cr37.
0h... d0 u5 f4v0r? P13453 n07 7311 4ny80dy 480u7 c10nkin9 Myc0n.
I7 kind 0f 494in57 Ur-Qu4n 14w5, 4nd n07 w4n7 937 Myc0n5 m4d 47 u5.

#(bye_post_zombie)
W311, y0ur 9r347 H3r0 mu57 134v3 n0w, 8u7 r357 455ur3d, I'11 83 84ck.

#(FUNNY_IDEA)	umgah034.ogg
Y0u kn0w, 9r347 H3r0... I 9377in9 7hi5 funny f331in9.
W0u1d 1ik3 70 kn0w wh47 f331in9 i5? 900d, I 7311 y0u.
My f331in9 7h47 9r347 H3r0 57uff... w311, 80rin9... n07 funny 47 411.
Y0u 0n1y 54y H4I1! H4I1! H4I1! 50 m4ny 7im35 83f0r3 574r75 70 1053 4pp341,
50... in57i7u7in9 51i9h7 d3vi47i0n in c0ur53 0f 0ur r3147i0n5hip.
5p3cific411y, in5734d 0f 83in9 du11 4nd 1if31355 9r347 H3r0
y0u n0w 914m0r0u5 4nd 3xci7in9... 9r347 3n3my!
W3 9iv3 y0u 50m3 0ur Dr0n3 5hip5 70 m4k3 3v3n m0r3 in73r357in9!
Y35! 7hi5 90in9 70 83 1075 m0r3 fun!
H3r3... 137 m3 5h0w y0u.

#(whats_up_pre_zombie)
Um94h! R3v341 y0ur 53cr375!

#(GENERAL_INFO_PRE_ZOMBIE)	umgah035.ogg
0k4y, 5inc3 y0u 45k 50 nic31y, w3 wi11 7311 y0u 4 7hin9 0r 7w0.
F0r in574nc3, did kn0w 7h47 3v3n n0w w3 p3rf0rmin9 5ur93ry 0n 741kin9 P37?
4ri10u f0und i7 410n3 4nd dyin9 in wr3ck 0f Ur-Qu4n Dr34dn0u9h7 0n 41ph4 P4v0ni5.
7h3y c0u1dn'7 h341 50 7h3y 8r0u9h7 70 u5.
W3 di5c0v3r3d 7h47 4nim41 h45 p073n7i41 f0r hi9h in7311i93nc3
pr0vid3d w3 m4k3 f3w min0r 93n37ic m0dific47i0n5.

#(evil_blobbies_give_up)
3vi1 81088i35. Y0u mu57 5u8mi7 70 0ur 0v3rwh31min9 p0w3r!

#(NOT_EVIL_BLOBBIES)	umgah036.ogg
H4r! H4r! H4r! 900D J0K3!!
W3 u53 i7 0n 50m30n3 3153 r341 500n.

#(evil_blobbies_must_die)
N0! I w45 53ri0u5. Y0u 4R3 3vi1 81088i35. Y0u MU57 di3.

#(OH_NO_WE_WONT)	umgah037.ogg
H4r! H4r! H4r! 3v3n funni3r!

#(can_we_be_friends)
100k, I kn0w w3'v3 h4d 0ur diff3r3nc35 in 7h3 p457, 8u7 c4n'7 w3 83 fri3nd5?

#(SURE_FRIENDS)	umgah038.ogg
5ur3! 5ur3! Fri3nd5 f0r 5ur3!
Wh0 c4r35 480u7 80rin9 01d Ur-Qu4n 4nd 7h3ir 514v3 14w5? H4r! H4r! H4r!
H3r3 w3 c0m3 70 54y h3110 70 n3w fri3nd5!

#(want_to_defeat_urquan)
H3r3'5 0ur cr3d0: Fr33d0m fr0m Ur-Qu4n! Wh47 d0 y0u 54y?

#(FINE_BY_US)	umgah039.ogg
H4r! H4r! H4r! Fr33d0m v3ry 900d 7hin9!
I7 50 much 345i3r 70 m4k3 900d j0k35 wi7h0u7 80rin9 01d Ur-Qu4n 514v3 14w5!
W3 w4n7in9 70 pu11 r341 900d 0n3 0n 7h053 57upid n053r5 fr0m Dr4c0ni5 f0r 10n9 7im3
8u7 5inc3 7h3y 847713 7hr4115 700, w3 n07 4110w3d d0 3v3n 5m411 pr4nk5 0n 7h3m
1ik3, 54y... dr0ppin9 p14n370id in 7h3ir 0c34n.
8i9 w4v35! 8i9 w4v35! H4r! H4r! H4r!

#(bye_pre_zombie)
W311 Um94h. I7 h45 833n f45cin47in9, 8u7 I mu57 90.

#(GOODBYE_PRE_ZOMBIE)	umgah040.ogg
H4r! H4r! H4r! H3y w4i7 hum4n 34r7h1in9! H3r3 8357 p4r7!

#(threat)
3vi1 81088i35, y0ur cr4v3n n47ur3 i5 r3v3413d! 5u8mi7!

#(NO_THREAT)	umgah041.ogg
IF. C0MPR3H3ND. 7RU3. N47UR3. MU57. 83. 31IMIN473D.

#(whats_up_zombies)
50 Um94h, wh47 h4v3 y0u 833n up 70 7h353 p457 7w3n7y y34r5?

#(GENERAL_INFO_ZOMBIE)	umgah042.ogg
N07HIN9. H4PP3N. 1457. 7W3N7Y. Y34R5. V3RY. 80RIN9.

#(how_goes_tpet)
50 h0w 9035 y0ur w0rk 0n 7h47 741kin9 P37?

#(WHAT_TPET)	umgah043.ogg
WH47. 741KIN9. P37. D0. N07. UND3R574ND. R3F3R3NC3.

#(you_told_us)
Y0u 701d u5 y0u w3r3 m0difyin9 4 741kin9 P37, didn'7 y0u?

#(SADLY_IT_DIED)	umgah044.ogg
54D1Y. I7. DI3D.
N0. M0R3. 741K. 480U7. I7.

#(dont_believe)
Y0u kn0w, I ju57 d0n'7 831i3v3 y0u. Wh47 4r3 y0u hidin9?

#(THEN_DIE)	umgah045.ogg
HUM4N. P05535535. F0R8IDD3N. KN0W13D93.
N0. IN73RF3R3NC3. IN. P14N. C4N. 83. 7013R473D.
HUM4N. MU57. 83. 31IMIN473D.

#(bye_unknown)
If I 7ry 70 134v3, 4r3 y0u 90in9 70 4774ck m3?

#(GOODBYE_UNKNOWN)	umgah046.ogg
N0. 134V3.

#(evil_blobbies)
Y0u 4r3 3vi1 81088i35, I 54y! 4v457!

#(YES_VERY_EVIL)	umgah047.ogg
Y35. W3. 4R3. V3RY. 3VI1.
Y0UR. 8357. P14N. I5. 70. D3P4R7. 4ND. N3V3R. R37URN.

#(give_up_or_die)
5urr3nd3r 70 m3 H3R3 4nd N0W 0r I 5h411 v4p0riz3 y0u!

#(NOT_GIVE_UP)	umgah048.ogg
HUM4N. IN73RF3R3NC3. R34CH35. IN7013R4813. 13V31.
P14N. MU57. N07. 83. D314Y3D.
31IMIN473. HUM4N.

#(we_vindicator0)
I 4m C4p74in 

#(we_vindicator1)
, 0f 7h3 574r5hip 

#(we_vindicator2)
. Wh47 i5 y0ur r35p0n53?

#(GOOD_FOR_YOU_1)	umgah049.ogg
W3. R35P0ND. WI7H. 4PPR0PRI473. 4W3. 4ND. R35P3C7.
N0W. 90. 4W4Y.

#(come_in_peace)
0ur m355493 i5 P34c3 837w33n 411 5p3ci35!... 81088i35 inc1ud3d.

#(GOOD_FOR_YOU_2)	umgah050.ogg
Y35. P34C3. 900D. W3. W4N7. P34C3. 4150.
D3M0N57R473. P34C3. N0W. 8Y. D3P4R7IN9. 0UR. 5P4C3. IMM3DI4731Y. 

#(know_any_jokes)
Um94h hum0r i5 r3n0wn3d 4cr055 5p4c3, 50... kn0w 4ny 900d j0k35?!

#(JOKE_1)	umgah051.ogg
J0K3. Y35. J0K3. H3R3. I5. J0K3.
WH3N. I5. 4. 514V3. N07. 4. 514V3.
4N5W3R.
WH3N. H3. I5. 4. 514V3. M4573R.
H4R.  H4R.  H4R.

#(better_joke)
Uh... 7h47 w45n'7 v3ry funny. C4n'7 y0u d0 83773r?

#(JOKE_2)	umgah052.ogg
83773R. J0K3. Y35. 83773R. J0K3. H3R3. I7. I5
WH47. Y0U. 937. WH3N. C0M8IN3. D3U73RIUM. P31137. 73R4W477. 1453R.
4ND. PRIMI7IV3. 34R7H. 134D3R. FR0M. 45I4N. 573PP35.
4N5W3R.
KH4N. FU5I0N.
H4R.  H4R.  H4R.

#(not_very_funny)
U9h! 7h47 w45n'7 4 v3ry 900d j0k3 3i7h3r. I d0n'7 7hink y0u 9uy5 4r3 v3ry funny.

#(YES_WE_ARE)	umgah053.ogg
UM94H. 4R3. FUNNY. W3. 4R3. UM94H. W3. 4R3 FUNNY.
7H3R3. I5. N0. 4173RN47IV3.

#(what_about_tpet)
50 h0w'5 7h47 741kin9 P37 9377in9 410n9?

#(arilou_told_us)
7h3 4ri10u 701d u5 7h3y h4d 9iv3n i7 70 y0u... 7h3y did, ri9h7?

#(bye_zombie)
900d8y3 Um94h. I wi5h I c0u1d 54y i7'5 833n fun.

#(GOODBYE_ZOMBIE)	umgah054.ogg
900D8Y3. HUM4N. 34R7H1IN9. D0. N07. R37URN.

